What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock

　　What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short

　　What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? Envelope

　　What has a neck but no head? A bottle

　　What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam

　　What gets wetter as it dries? A towel

　　Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries died.

　　Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C

　　What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!

　　What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg

　　Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago? Because he’s still living!